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This is seriously dopey. Besides being fairly offensive to anyone who cares to remember what the real Nazis did. Since the author teaches politics, he should realize how uncalled-for it is to throw that word around like this.

Setting that aside: I think it's obvious to just about anybody that the problem with lawns is not that they consist of grass, but all the accompanying problems (as listed by the author, 1 through 6, which are pretty grievous). Find one "anti-lawn Nazi" who is taking after lawns simply because they contain grass, and then we'll talk. Sheesh.

I have found that a pot of variegated St. Augustine grass, uncut, makes a much more interesting potted plant than Chlorophytum. This same variegated St. Augustine, uncut, is also quite useful as a groundcover creeping in the beds with larger plants and shrubs. And if you want to really throw the anti-lawn fascists off, try growing variegated St. Augustine grass where a normal lawn would go. You can even mow it. Throw in some stone henge type massive boulders and ask anyone who complains to come visit during a full moon when the "no it's not a lawn, it's a spiritual carpet" literally glows in the moonlight. Now this is assuming the complaint is not from one of those fine bladed grass nazis from up north who insist grass must have teeny tiny skinny blades and St. Augustine grass is too coarse and offensive and completely unacceptable as a spiritual carpet.

I was wondering when the dopey backlashing would start about using the word Nazi.
Holy crap batman, give it a break.

Frank, I'll be sharing that drink with you on your lawnette. Make mine a Wheat Grass Shake with a shot of Tequila.

Maybe you're simply to young to understand what a Nazi is. Try Nazism for a first glance.

I have to side with those against the use of the word "nazi" in this context. TO be fair to the author, this isn't a unique case, everybody seems to be being called a nazi these days for something (godwin' law moving off the internet and into the world perhaps). Perhaps US school history lessons need to focus a little more on what went down in the 1930's and 40's - its not a word that gets thrown around so much in europe...especially not the day after the 11 November.

I would observe that a large percentage of Garden Rant readers and contributors seem to have no qualms about the use of the word Nazi when applied to Native Plant proponents.

Never heard a peep.

Chris, here's my post about Michael Pollan's "Against Nativism" article, in which I take issue with his use of the Nazi term. Other commenters did, also.
http://www.gardenrant.com/my_weblog/2008/03/exclusive-garde.html

PRAISE BE TO FRANK!!! Thre are indeed anti lawn nazis who do not care whether someone has made their lawn smaller to save time mowing. you must make your lawn smaller beacuse it is good for the environment and for no other reason.

I love the fact Frank teaches gardening and politics. The next wave of millionaire lawyers will make their fortunes in western water law and after that the politics of gardening.

The TROLL

We, of the Lawn Reform Coalition, took the stance for less lawn or no lawn, especially in dry climates. But we also support more sustainable, more organic lawn care for those lawns that remain. We called them Freedom Lawns: free of pesticides, free of artificial chemical fertilizers, free of over-irrigation, and free to become dormant during drought or cool weather.

Our website www.lawnreform.org offers ideas and resources that encourage folks to think twice about their lawns. No hysterical ranting is included.

The lawn idea is far too small & ancient history. I invented TARA TURF over a decade ago after studying landscapes in Europe.

Meadow using what the wind blows in & clover & bulbs & herbs. Needs 25% the mowing of traditional lawns. Zero water, only rain. Chemicals, laughing at that!

It's artistic with multiple mowing heights & will steal your heart upon moonlit nights, creating a chiaroscuro of delight.

A terrible culprit in the traditional lawn issue are HOA's. If you live by their rules it's, most likley, ILLEGAL for you to have TARA TURF.

Garden & Be Well, XO Tara

Highly amusing to note the range of responses to Frank's very funny piece. Ah don'know.... I think he's done a superb job yankin all our chains! Extremism in any form tends to go terribly wrong. I suggest we all keep working hard, continue making fun of ourselves and remember to walk barefoot on our little patch of lawnlet ! Kudos to you Frank!

Lawns are nice. Lawn hysteria (weedkillers, artificial fertilizers, treating dandelions and clover like vermin) is not.

FWIW--In middle school I read my parents' copy of The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich and then moved on to all 3 volumes of Solzhenitsyn's Gulag Archipelago. But I never had any difficulty differentiating between people's use of the term nazi either as a historical reference or as a common shorthand in this country for someone who's taken an extreme position on an issue.

To everyone who sincerely, but mistakenly, believes that I was describing people who are dogmatic about eliminating lawns as wanting to commit crimes against humanity comparable to Auschwitz, I sincerely apologize.


Woowoo! I have a Freedom Lawn. Ok, it does get mown with a power mower. But no chemicals, no watering. Not because I am particularly green but because I live in an area that gets rain and I am too cheap and unorganized to do a whole weed-n-feed thing.

Aren't lawns also biological dead zones? What butterfly drinks the nectar? What be gathers the pollen? Et cetera. I agree, some organic lawn is great, but I live in a development where it's lawn lawn lawn straight up to the walls and driveways, not even a tree in that sea of twice-per-week mown grass.

"Lawns are nice. Lawn hysteria (weedkillers, artificial fertilizers, treating dandelions and clover like vermin) is not."

True...but such hysteria is backed by law in some places. I think too many people forget that planting native plants (or just NOT having a lawn) was actually ILLEGAL in many places... and STILL is in some places.

It was not that long ago that a yard full of trillium and mayapples could cost your your house, all your money, and very possibly land you in jail. (I remember one case where fines were well over $100,000)

One law (I believe in Ohio) was so poorly written that the city COULD have ordered virtually every all maple and oak cut down (ALL native vegetation was banned!) Some of these cases continued until the last few years, and may still continue today.

And even now, there's neighbors who wonder why everyone doesn't have a nice, weed-free lawn like every good American should... not to mention all that advertising insisting that lawns MUST be perfect (get rid of that ugly clover and dandelions!)

So... I don't think "lawn folks" have ANYTHING to complain about... the rest of us just got out of prison.

"Aren't lawns also biological dead zones? What butterfly drinks the nectar? What be gathers the pollen? Et cetera. I agree, some organic lawn is great, but I live in a development where it's lawn lawn lawn straight up to the walls and driveways, not even a tree in that sea of twice-per-week mown grass."

Exactly... Visitors to my yard comment on the butterflies that they see almost no where else (and you have lightning bugs, too...?:)

If lawns were ecologically dead then there would be no need for all the pesticides.

If it's a plant, and it's green, it is doing a job and playing a roll in nature. It may not be doing as much as an oak tree but it is doing something.

I am so glad that my social circles don't involve homes with perfect lawns. No one I know would make the effort to follow all the spray, feed, water, mow and dethatch schedules. It has always baffled me the huge amount of money being spent on lawncare and I know no one that takes the time - all our lawns are somewhat weedy and wild. I never thought of myself as an outsider but I must be out of the loop.

(Hi Frank - Supreme Bus Captain)

Great post! Reducing lawn size, maintaining it in a way that's consistent with other healthy gardening practices, and enjoying a lie-down on it with the dog while looking at clouds are all Good Things in my book. I'd love to join you for a drink on your lawnlet, Frank.

I removed all the lawn, front and back, in my former garden, then later realized I missed a small patch and put back in what I dubbed a "lawnette." I'll be working toward that goal again in my new garden, which has too much grass.

I too read the article in Horticulture and this seems to be all the rage here in Portland, OR. Five years ago I ripped out all of our lawn because it looked horrible with old home. I've never liked grass and the return of wildlife to our garden has been amazing!

Lastly, all kitlers deserve lawnettes to rule over. So yes, even the nazi problem has spilled over to our feline friends. The cats cannot really help their resemblance to that nut, but we should be careful calling anyone a nazi. As a Gen Xer, I am so tired of nothing being sacred anymore. Those "nazis" may be your neighbors, and in my case, I have one. I could never imagine calling him that to his face. He's really nice.

I stand corrected! Sorry.

I guess I've heard the phrase "native plant nazi" so much I lost my intellectual rigor. No excuse though.

You guys just keep doing it! Don't stop.

Frank, this is my absolute favorite Garden Rant post - sorry ladies. Just the right amount of sarcasm, all while listing good, sound advice. I love the wild abandon of your lawnlet.

Appreciate the author's apology for the Nazi references. As a Jewish gardener, I was offended by the use of this emotionally-charged word in what is in the end a rather insignificant debate - lawns - considering the profound tragedy of the Holocaust. There are better ways to make a point about gardening than to use the N-word in an effort to attract eyeballs.

re lawn: yay frank!

i understand the sensitivities re the phrase in question, but i'm surprised that given its broad use, as in seinfeld's "soup nazi," it's still so worthy of comment.

In defense of the lawn, my (organically grown) lawn serves as a place to play with kids, a tumbling mat for the cats and an important component of my compost.

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