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This beef bouquet, as with much of the botanical-related weirdness I find on the interwebs, comes courtesy of Neatorama.com (first sighting) and hungeree.com (original).
Joking aside, these flowers are better value and much more useful (if you're a carnivore) than the sadly short-lived and near-odorless red roses that were sold by the gazillions Tuesday.
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Yep, they would definitely have an odor alright. And hopefully they wouldn't drip blood on the counter.
Posted by: Vicky Nielson | February 17, 2012 at 07:54 PM
If you made these from bacon or ham it would be even better. Mostly because either of those would keep much better than beef.
Posted by: Noadi | February 18, 2012 at 12:34 AM
Noadi, I think you have come up with a great marketing idea for bacon. Bacon roses as a center peice for the breakfast table. Everyone select their own rose to fry. My hysband would love that.
Posted by: tibs | February 18, 2012 at 04:05 AM
About as charming as Lady Gaga's meat outfit.
Posted by: Sandra Knauf/Greenwoman Magazine | February 18, 2012 at 10:05 AM
I've nothing against common bacon, however a bouquet of proscuito roses would be quite grand.
Posted by: Doug | February 18, 2012 at 08:26 PM
Haha, finally a flower gift that you can give a man on Vday
Posted by: Melissa | February 23, 2012 at 09:44 PM